About Me

Hi my name's KURT (honestly im not very fond of my real name, but hey wat choice do i have)...
Welcome to my blogspot.. the title may seem a bit offensive but heck, its funny! and i like it! :-)

Before I start blogging, let me define some terms:

BRAIN

  • Largest sex organ in the human body (warning, may explode if overloaded, keep porn to a minimum)


FART

  • something "inevitable" ; tantamount to "armageddon"; (can be lethal)
  • contains methane -- biofuel.. useful but DANGEROUS


BRAINFART

  • (not connected to both definitions above)
  • ideas, quotes, realizations, gerunds, whatever that comes out of my noggin that's totally unexpected and random that people can still relate to..
  • can be in a form of a statement, question, whatever... just enjoy reading them!


thebrainfart

  • my blog. my brainchild. a weirder spinoff of an already weird life


ENJOY!!! :-)