Tuesday, May 24, 2011

BRAINFARTsssss

Love towards the opposite sex is never wrong.. regardless of what age you are in... u just need to understand first the principles and responsibilities behind the concept before giving in to those emotions... hence, its worth it to ready yourself. thus comes the age factor :-)

Forever can never be long enough for me...

Forever can never be long enough for me...... i don't think the word "enough" does this statement any justice.. forever never ends. NOTHING has NO end. Forever doesn't exist then. Why bother?

Monday, May 23, 2011

HI guys! Welcome to thebrainfart!

Hi my name's KURT (honestly im not very fond of my real name, but hey wat choice do i have)...
Welcome to my blogspot.. the title may seem a bit offensive but heck, its funny! and i like it! :-)

Before I start blogging, let me define some terms:

BRAIN
  • Largest sex organ in the human body (warning, may explode if overloaded, keep porn to a minimum)
FART
  • something "inevitable" ; tantamount to "armageddon"; (can be lethal)
  • contains methane -- biofuel.. useful but DANGEROUS
BRAINFART
  • (not connected to both definitions above)
  • ideas, quotes, realizations, gerunds, whatever that comes out of my noggin that's totally unexpected and random that people can still relate to..
  • can be in a form of a statement, question, whatever... just enjoy reading them!
thebrainfart
  • my blog. my brainchild. a weirder spinoff of an already weird life

ENJOY!!! :-)